Roses and Cellar Doors

Have I really been doing this for four years? Holy crap. Time to be a little self-indulgent for a bit, then? ;) I'm a big fan of "...

Ben ! How have I forgotten good, dependable Ben for so long? Benjamin  is the usual choice, of course, and just as in style as ever. Bentley...

Same deal as girls: archaic terms & professions excluded (unless I found them particularly amusing), as well as jargon and imported name...